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The reason I am better than you.
Ill Posted 25 Sep 2003

Alright so I remorted mailfive self, and like I was killing stuff, alot, and whatnot, and I ran into misc, who offered to help me out, so we're running through halflings, he's slaughtering them, and I get kizziled, so I'm like excuse me? what's with the deathular dieage here? and neither of us knew cause it had scrolled so far back, and then after careful examinations of my logs.. I realized that I had gone into evil alignment, and had been burned simultaneously by 4 pieces of blessed eq. To conclude, I have the best death ever. YOU BEAT ME?? POST!

Trisquaidekaphobical Posted 25 Sep 2003

My name is Trisquaidekaphobical, that is why I am better than you.

Awesome Posted 25 Sep 2003

I am also awesome. Which makes me better than you.

Heartsbane Posted 9 Nov 2003

Dude, my death beats that i wasnt sposed to be on tempus, and im in amoria fightin ishtar, and like, my dad walks in, and im just like "shit" and i turned the screen off. a minute later he walks out, i turn the screen on to find You cant fight while sitting!!! You cant fight while sitting!!! 893H 514M 465V -18A> Ishtar sends a column of fire blazing down on your head! You are dead! Sorry… press return to continue into the afterlife

yeah, thats right i killed myself

Jakezor Posted 10 Nov 2003

that's an awesome death.

I think there should be an "awesome death logs" thread.

Merriam Posted 18 Jul 2005

Remorted Merriam to gen 1.. sitting in clanhouse. Notice my alignment is a bit off, and I'm level 4 or something, so I figure I should get it close to perfect neutral as I can before I go level a lot. I ate a good align align fixer (cause I was too evil), but didn't realize that I was evil.. -354A. It ripped my soul into a void and I died from eating a Blessed Soul item.

I know there were better ones, back in the day.

Merriam

Fire Posted 19 Jul 2005

[ Elysium died by gouged his own eyes out at The Outer Corridor ( 40009 ) ]

Tower Posted 21 Apr 2006

I had 2 fun deaths: One was similar to the blessed item one. To save time I have a drink alias that drinks 5 times. I found the good align pool in Amoria and wanted to taste it to see how much it'd hurt me but hit the alias and rocked my world.
My second one, and most favorite, is less of a "death" and more of a coma-like state. After remorting, I equipped all my stuff again not realizing that something had a negative MAXHIT that was greater than my level 1 hitpoints so I was frozen at -11 hitpoints until I quit and had to reimplant everything.

Kitano Posted 22 Apr 2006

One of Sathrynn's multis and I were both in negs, and we decided to hit up the remorter together. I went first, and remorted with Sath holding my eq. Next, I was going to go with him to hold his eq while he remorted. We came to a locked door, and forgetting I'd just remorted, I bashed it a couple of times. I bashed it so hard, I died.

Second favorite, I was in the arena with Risk (a merc), and he landed hammy on me and was kicking my ass. I managed to land drowsy on him, and was going to run to the healer while he sat helpless. Instead, I accidentally hit my hs alias, and died right in the middle of hs from bleed damage.

Tereus Posted 22 Apr 2006

I have not died in ten gens. Thats why I'm better then you! Ok, I died once! I'll admit it. I was nearly dead and recalled. Then my trigger for thornskin came into play. Before I was able to heal my thorns painfully erupted from my skin killing me.

Kakarot Posted 22 Apr 2006

no one has ever posted the best death ever… hearts could tell this story better cause he was apart of it…but anyway strael impailing himself because of his lack of common sense has to be up there but he isnt better then anyone just stupid :)

Demandred Posted 23 Apr 2006

HEY I can tell it better too! I was there! I used to have it aliased to say it all in the mud but I've deleted those characters but it went something like this: Triskaidekaphobic does the FUCK dance. (using emote) Strael asks Trisk how to do it Trisk: Impale self Strael kills himself with impale LOL And Tereus has died twice now =P haha

Rahvin Posted 23 Apr 2006

Yeah, Strael killing himself was always a good time. Or trying to PK Trisk. Woo Gen 1 thief vs Gen 10 Knight woo

Cast Posted 24 Apr 2006

It is possible u know… if ur second class is mage, u can stun, gust, stun gust. until they hit a DT… LOL

Riffe Posted 25 Mar 2009

Funniest death I can remember lately:

Blagg and I were dicking around in the Paragon house. I hammied him and retreated, then we started talking about random crap. Low gen thieves don't regen too well. Immediately after, he recalled home to get something, walked into an adjacent room in our house only to die from the forgotten hamstring :p


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