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Agape Posted 29 Nov 2024

A crazed turkey exclaims, 'Eat me ^((!^#!' < 1201H 3062M 2700V 1000A 4AM > exam turk This turkey has become extremely frazzled and angry realizing the atrocity that it will be the next Thanksgiving dinner. Its brown feathers are disheveled, and its eyes burn an evil red. It drools and gobbles in a rabid frenzy. A crazed turkey is in excellent condition. < 1201H 3062M 2700V 1000A 4AM >

A crazed turkey attacks you in a BERSERK rage!! A crazed turkey tries to claw at you but nearly nicks himself instead! < 1201H 3062M 2700V 1000A 4AM (excellent) >

A crazed turkey tries to claw at you but misses by a hair! A crazed turkey ANNIHILATES your legs with his ultra claw!! A crazed turkey tries to claw at you but nearly nicks himself instead! A crazed turkey tries to claw at you but misses by a hair! < 1077H 3062M 2700V 1000A 4AM (excellent) >

You barely zap a crazed turkey with a shock baton. A shock baton begins to hum and shake in your hand! A crazed turkey screams in pain as your electricity arcs into him! You barely zap a crazed turkey with a shock baton. You barely zap a crazed turkey's body. You barely zap a crazed turkey's face. A shock baton begins to hum and shake in your hand! A crazed turkey screams in pain as your electricity arcs into him! < 1077H 3062M 2696V 1000A 4AM (few scratches) > gasp A crazed turkey says to you, 'Gobble gobble, see you in hell!' < 1079H 3070M 2700V 1000A 4AM (few scratches) >

You gasp in astonishment. < 1079H 3070M 2700V 1000A 4AM (few scratches) > ox You look at a crazed turkey and make a calculation. A crazed turkey screams in agony as his flesh oxidizes! < 1085H 3057M 2700V 1000A 4AM (few scratches) >

A cranberry bomb goes off in your inventory!!! A crazed turkey ANNIHILATES you with his ultra powerful blast!! You are dead! Sorry… Press return to continue into the afterlife.

Happy Thanksgiving everyone! Watch out for the crazed turkeys.

  • A victim
Agape Posted 29 Nov 2024

Sorry, testing the formatting…

A crazed turkey exclaims, 'Eat me ^((!^#!'

< 1201H 3062M 2700V 1000A 4AM >

exam turk

This turkey has become extremely frazzled and angry realizing the atrocity that it will be the next Thanksgiving dinner. Its brown feathers are disheveled, and its eyes burn an evil red. It drools and gobbles in a rabid frenzy. A crazed turkey is in excellent condition.

< 1201H 3062M 2700V 1000A 4AM >

A crazed turkey attacks you in a BERSERK rage!!

A crazed turkey tries to claw at you but nearly nicks himself instead!

< 1201H 3062M 2700V 1000A 4AM (excellent) >

A crazed turkey tries to claw at you but misses by a hair!

A crazed turkey ANNIHILATES your legs with his ultra claw!!

A crazed turkey tries to claw at you but nearly nicks himself instead!

A crazed turkey tries to claw at you but misses by a hair!

< 1077H 3062M 2700V 1000A 4AM (excellent) >

You barely zap a crazed turkey with a shock baton.

A shock baton begins to hum and shake in your hand!

A crazed turkey screams in pain as your electricity arcs into him!

You barely zap a crazed turkey with a shock baton. You barely zap a crazed turkey's body.

You barely zap a crazed turkey's face.

A shock baton begins to hum and shake in your hand!

A crazed turkey screams in pain as your electricity arcs into him!

< 1077H 3062M 2696V 1000A 4AM (few scratches) >

gasp

A crazed turkey says to you, 'Gobble gobble, see you in hell!'

< 1079H 3070M 2700V 1000A 4AM (few scratches) >

You gasp in astonishment.

< 1079H 3070M 2700V 1000A 4AM (few scratches) >

ox

You look at a crazed turkey and make a calculation.

A crazed turkey screams in agony as his flesh oxidizes!

< 1085H 3057M 2700V 1000A 4AM (few scratches) >

A cranberry bomb goes off in your inventory!!!

A crazed turkey ANNIHILATES you with his ultra powerful blast!!

You are dead! Sorry…

Press return to continue into the afterlife.

[quote="A victim"]Happy Thanksgiving everyone! Watch out for the crazed turkeys.[/quote]

A victim

Agape Posted 29 Nov 2024

Sorry, again…

A crazed turkey exclaims, 'Eat me ^((!^#!' < 1201H 3062M 2700V 1000A 4AM > exam turk

This turkey has become extremely frazzled and angry realizing the atrocity that it will be the next Thanksgiving dinner. Its brown feathers are disheveled, and its eyes burn an evil red. It drools and gobbles in a rabid frenzy. A crazed turkey is in excellent condition.

< 1201H 3062M 2700V 1000A 4AM > A crazed turkey attacks you in a BERSERK rage!! A crazed turkey tries to claw at you but nearly nicks himself instead!

< 1201H 3062M 2700V 1000A 4AM (excellent) > A crazed turkey tries to claw at you but misses by a hair! A crazed turkey ***ANNIHILATES*** your legs with his ultra claw!! A crazed turkey tries to claw at you but nearly nicks himself instead! A crazed turkey tries to claw at you but misses by a hair!

< 1077H 3062M 2700V 1000A 4AM (excellent) > You barely zap a crazed turkey with a shock baton. A shock baton begins to hum and shake in your hand! A crazed turkey screams in pain as your electricity arcs into him! You barely zap a crazed turkey with a shock baton. You barely zap a crazed turkey's body. You barely zap a crazed turkey's face.

A shock baton begins to hum and shake in your hand! A crazed turkey screams in pain as your electricity arcs into him!

< 1077H 3062M 2696V 1000A 4AM (few scratches) > gasp A crazed turkey says to you, 'Gobble gobble, see you in hell!'

< 1079H 3070M 2700V 1000A 4AM (few scratches) > You gasp in astonishment.

< 1079H 3070M 2700V 1000A 4AM (few scratches) > ox You look at a crazed turkey and make a calculation. A crazed turkey screams in agony as his flesh oxidizes!

< 1085H 3057M 2700V 1000A 4AM (few scratches) > A cranberry bomb goes off in your inventory!!! A crazed turkey ***ANNIHILATES*** you with his ultra powerful blast!!

You are dead! Sorry… Press return to continue into the afterlife.

Happy Thanksgiving everyone! Watch out for the crazed turkeys.

-A victim

Agape Posted 29 Nov 2024

One last time…

A crazed turkey exclaims, 'Eat me ^((!^#!'

< 1201H 3062M 2700V 1000A 4AM > \n exam turk

This turkey has become extremely frazzled and angry realizing the atrocity that it will be the next Thanksgiving dinner. Its brown feathers are disheveled, and its eyes burn an evil red. It drools and gobbles in a rabid frenzy. A crazed turkey is in excellent condition.

< 1201H 3062M 2700V 1000A 4AM > \n A crazed turkey attacks you in a BERSERK rage!! \n A crazed turkey tries to claw at you but nearly nicks himself instead!

< 1201H 3062M 2700V 1000A 4AM (excellent) > \n A crazed turkey tries to claw at you but misses by a hair! \n A crazed turkey ***ANNIHILATES*** your legs with his ultra claw!! \n A crazed turkey tries to claw at you but nearly nicks himself instead! \n A crazed turkey tries to claw at you but misses by a hair!

< 1077H 3062M 2700V 1000A 4AM (excellent) > \n You barely zap a crazed turkey with a shock baton. \n A shock baton begins to hum and shake in your hand! \n A crazed turkey screams in pain as your electricity arcs into him!

You barely zap a crazed turkey with a shock baton. You barely zap a crazed turkey's body. \n You barely zap a crazed turkey's face. \n

A shock baton begins to hum and shake in your hand! \n A crazed turkey screams in pain as your electricity arcs into him!

< 1077H 3062M 2696V 1000A 4AM (few scratches) > \n gasp \n A crazed turkey says to you, 'Gobble gobble, see you in hell!'

< 1079H 3070M 2700V 1000A 4AM (few scratches) > \n You gasp in astonishment.

< 1079H 3070M 2700V 1000A 4AM (few scratches) > \n ox

You look at a crazed turkey and make a calculation. \n A crazed turkey screams in agony as his flesh oxidizes!

< 1085H 3057M 2700V 1000A 4AM (few scratches) > \n A cranberry bomb goes off in your inventory!!! \n A crazed turkey ***ANNIHILATES*** you with his ultra powerful blast!!

You are dead! Sorry… \n Press return to continue into the afterlife.

Happy Thanksgiving everyone! Watch out for the crazed turkeys.

-A victim

Azimuth Posted 1 Dec 2024

Amazing! I got a good laugh, thanks for posting this!


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